I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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