Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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