remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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