just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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