R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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