imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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