So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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