Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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