Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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