oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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