The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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