He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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