Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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