u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Me too!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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