so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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