1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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