Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.