Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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