Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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