someone get that fucking seahorse.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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