Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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