Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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