I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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