he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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