Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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