we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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