hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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