Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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