yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My penis needs a shock collar
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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