Buhtt sex?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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