I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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