once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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