I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm at about main and main street
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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