Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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