when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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