Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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