If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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