i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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