The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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