She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?