oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.