Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
