Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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