Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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