we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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