just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
time to smoke my breakfast
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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