i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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