Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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