everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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