Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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