Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
