I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
