we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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