I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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