I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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