The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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